Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Laws of Attraction - Movie Review

There comes a time in your movie watching life that you think - have I seen this movie before. You can't remember which is worse, seeing it once before and not remembering a thing or seeing it again, and after twenty minutes you still can't. That's how bad it is and you're wondering, primarily because Pierce Brosnan and Julianne Moore are the main pair, that something might happen. Sadly, you knew the truth in the first five minutes. This one's a non-starter. You've been had.

Two divorce lawyers, both boring as hell, fight, get involved, get married and file for divorce and then reunite again. Boring as hell. There's one scene when they are both jumping into bed - it's funny in its lack of passion and tells you that by then, the movie had lost its steam in every way.

Remember the name - Laws of Attraction. Don't ever watch it.

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